Pirate Jake and his Red Eyed Snake.

I’ve got nothing for this one, apparently anyone can be a children’s author these days.

Ricky lost his moustache!

Asking mom is usually a no-fail, she must be an alcoholic.

Goodwill rejected my curbside donation? But, why?!

Because “goodwill don’t accept some donations.” I should have known, obviously.

This is from my neighborhood convenience store. They really do carry everything it seems, thankfully these dognuts* were in a brown paper bag sparing me from seeing what was actually in there.

*Yeah, I know they meant doughnuts, donuts, or some other bastardization. That’s why this pic is here, get with the program.

I seem to collect random images, simply because I cannot believe what I am seeing most of time and have to document it. It’s not fair that I should keep them to myself, so a new weekly post is born.

This guy’s mullet could just NOT be ignored. If it is unclear, the back of his shirt says “El Moro.” Obviously the last “n” fell off in the wash.